The lips and the looks

There is one thing that everybody is dead sure about me though they would have met me for the first time in their lives just half an hour ago – That I am a compulsive smoker and a heavy boozer . The worst part is nobody believes that I am not ,even if I tell them I am going to fall off the roof . I ask them what makes them think so and invariably the answer is “nothing particular, you look like that and I know I am right” .What the f**k ? . All this for somebody who is boozically and faggically challenged . Poor me . Having friends is fun , but boozing ones when you are a teetotaler (eeeeeee!) is horrible . The way they frawn when I say “man get me an extra coke ” when they go to buy coke for their booze is as if coke costs some 10 times more than whisky . But still got to put up with these guyz for I get free chicken for the coke(*wink*) . The story on how I survived one year in UK with drunkards like this will be more pathetic than “Cast Away ” . Girls too are no better and don’t believe when I don’t booze in a corporate party and I won’t be surprised if they had thought I am putting up a good boy show for impressing them . And this one girl in particular was definitely sure I am a big time fag and the reason she said was that “your lips say it all” .Why she saw my lips is a different story (ahem…ahem) but I am not some Tom Cruise to have rosy lips , I am a dark ugly Tamil Guy . But what she said what also was a revelation for me and made me think whether this was the reason as to why I am still single (not sure here) , as if I am a drop dead gorgeous investment banker in wall street having no problems except my lips . I know I know…..I sometimes think too much of my self….hehe.

For one last time to all the good souls (esp of the female kind) “I don’t booze and smoke” and still single(again..not sure here (*wink*))