B*ST*RD

I wish telepathy was real . I never believed in it but now I wish one guy could hear all what I was cursing him – The a**hole who stole my phone in a crowded train last week . If he had heard all the profanities he would probably shoot himself . One chance I got to use all the nice bad words I knew in English ,Tamil and one in Hindi . I was hurrying to receive a friend in Airport and ran like hell to catch the train which went to the Airport. I caught the train but lost my phone .Yeah..Yeah it was my first phone and a lovely one but I am not like too attached to it to feel a lot for it ,probably because it was a cheap phone .So it is not the monetary loss but the fact that it makes me feel I am very careless , reminds me of my 1^st standard Maths teacher Mrs.Meenakshi who wrote “very careless” and “very very careless” in every test in my test note . I always got more than 98 but it was always 98 or 99 except once when I got centum in about some 12 tests. I somehow managed to make a silly mistake in each test , which costed me 1 or 2 marks. Should have listened to her advice I guess(*a picture of her advising me is running in my mind at this moment*). I never went near 90 afterwards – why get 99 and also a remark . Ironically , I always thought I was quite the opposite (i.e) more careful than I should be (If you are a friend of mine you would probably be laughing now). Infact once I got into the train, I checked for my purse and phone but that b*st*rd got lucky and nicked it just after I had checked. It also reminds me of an incident when a friend of mine lost a smart phone(which had a windows OS) he had bought from UK . He was involved in a small accident and a guy from the crowd asked his phone to call the ambulance in the context of helping him . All he did was smartly slip away with the phone amidst all the confusion . My friend said “I think that guy deserved it .Smart phones should be with smart people . Why should it be with a dumbo like me” .I feel the same way and may be he is smarter but then he is a !@#$%^ F&^%$## b*st*rd too .